When I was a kid I bought a book about MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice, and I remember sealing it (in tin foil) and storing it. Why? Because I thought they were gonna be huge and it would be worth something. Haha! How ridiculous is that? About as ridiculous as these two washed-out artists performing together in UTAH last February (I JUST found out). Makes sense, though. Utah IS the hip hop capital of America. Can you tell how upset I am that I missed this?

Stanley Kirk Burrell and Robert Van Winkle